Equally important; the more I'm seen riding this around town the less I have to worry about contracting an STD or causing an unexpected pregnancy. You can't put a price tag on that!
Monday, April 18, 2011
100 MPG Motorbicycle Pusher Trailer/Contraceptive
Here it is. This is my solution to escalating fuel prices. The latest version of my motorbicycle. Note the buckhorn handlebars, motorcycle controls, and all-around essence of I-don't-give-a-shit-if-I-look-stupid.
The last time I checked, this baby got 100.7 MPG. I don't even care if gas gets to be $6/gallon. Is it going to cost me $2 to fill up instead of $1.30?
Equally important; the more I'm seen riding this around town the less I have to worry about contracting an STD or causing an unexpected pregnancy. You can't put a price tag on that!
Equally important; the more I'm seen riding this around town the less I have to worry about contracting an STD or causing an unexpected pregnancy. You can't put a price tag on that!
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