J-Pawed. Like an iPod but J comes after i (and is therefore better)

I had this idea quite a while ago, and I finally put it all together.  Behold:  The J-Pawed!

Features:

• Replaceable battery
• 750 MHz CPU
• Over 300 MB RAM
• High-strength aluminum carrying frame

Options:

• Extended life marine battery
• AC adapter
• Battery charger
• Quick battery charger
• Doan's pills 

The first two images have the standard-life battery pack.  The rest include the extended-life marine battery pack