Monday, April 18, 2011

100 MPG Motorbicycle Pusher Trailer/Contraceptive

Here it is.  This is my solution to escalating fuel prices.  The latest version of my motorbicycle.  Note the buckhorn handlebars, motorcycle controls, and all-around essence of I-don't-give-a-shit-if-I-look-stupid. 

  The last time I checked, this baby got 100.7 MPG.  I don't even care if gas gets to be $6/gallon.  Is it going to cost me $2 to fill up instead of $1.30? 
  Equally important; the more I'm seen riding this around town the less I have to worry about contracting an STD or causing an unexpected pregnancy.  You can't put a price tag on that!