Monday, April 18, 2011

100 MPG Motorbicycle Pusher Trailer/Contraceptive

Here it is.  This is my solution to escalating fuel prices.  The latest version of my motorbicycle.  Note the buckhorn handlebars, motorcycle controls, and all-around essence of I-don't-give-a-shit-if-I-look-stupid. 

  The last time I checked, this baby got 100.7 MPG.  I don't even care if gas gets to be $6/gallon.  Is it going to cost me $2 to fill up instead of $1.30? 
  Equally important; the more I'm seen riding this around town the less I have to worry about contracting an STD or causing an unexpected pregnancy.  You can't put a price tag on that!


  1. That is truly the ugliest machine ever devised. Not in the frenchy bulldog kind of, "it's so ugly it's cute" but in the, "holy shit, what the EF is that!" kind of way.
    Yet somehow...
    I believe that you have channeled the late Dr. Seuss. Maybe a name like Automatic-Bike-Pushing-McVroom would be fitting?

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  3. Can't you afford condoms and proper health care now?

  4. That is cool. Is the little wheel designed for snow /mud traction, or is it a flywheel of some sort?